What do vibrators and Festivus have in common?
They are both the subject of this week’s TMI Tuesday.
Awesome! A The Hook said last week’s TMI Tuesday post was really pushing the envelope. But just wait…
1. If there is one saying you would put on a tee-shirt what is it?
“Help me get to Eroticon 2014”
I figure if I have to wear a tee-shirt, it will be a tight fitting white v-neck and it will be for a good cause (hehe). The words will go straight across my chest and my nipples will pop out the “e” in “me” and the “0” in “con”.
2. If you were a vibrator, what speed would you be?
Bzzzz, medium, this answer is zzzzz.
3. If you were a vibrator, which description best fits you:
a. small but mighty
b. passion prober, gentle, easy, eventually gets you there
c. big, rugged, pulsating
d. jumping gyrator, feel it everywhere, you may go numb
I feel like I should ask my husband, is this in the context of how I act in bed? What my hands or mouth do? Since I’m not really energetic most of the time, option d is out. Big, rugged and pulsating just doesn’t feel right, though I have a big frame and I certainly do pulsate, option c is out and so is option a. That leaves us with option b, if I were a vibrator I would be a passion prober, a gentle and easy orgasm inducer.
4. You must give up a sex/kink act for the rest of your life. Which one of these will you give up? Was your decision hard or easy and why?
You will give up:
a. Giving oral sex
b. Spanking – giving or receiving
c. Receiving oral pleasure on your genitals
d. Receiving nipple play: nipples sucked/lick/kissed/fondled, etc.
e. French kissing aka soul kiss
Finally an easy-to-answer question! I would give up spanking (giving and/or receiving). Everything else listed seems like foreplay that I would miss when it is gone.
5. In 10 words or less tell us about your most recent sexual encounter.
Husband cums on my tits while I use big dildo.
Bonus: ‘Tis the season of Festivus, it is only 7 days away. The best Festivus tradition is to “Air your grievances.” We don’t have time to hear all of your grievances so tell us your #1 grievance. (Don’t know about Festivus? click here to learn more)
Wait, you don’t have time to hear all my grievances? I thought I could talk about anything on my blog? Do you even want to hear about my grievances? I have a husband for that. Okay I have one: Things are getting so expensive! Food is what I mostly shop for, and I feel like package sizes are getting smaller while prices are getting higher. No one seems to notice or complain, but it has made a tight budget a bit harder to work with over the past few years.
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Happy TMI Tuesday!