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TMI Tuesday – Vibrations

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What do vibrators and Festivus have in common?

They are both the subject of this week’s TMI Tuesday

tee shirt_tmi art

Awesome! A The Hook said last week’s TMI Tuesday post was really pushing the envelope.  But just wait…

1. If there is one saying you would put on a tee-shirt what is it?

“Help me get to Eroticon 2014”

I figure if I have to wear a tee-shirt, it will be a tight fitting white v-neck and it will be for a good cause (hehe).  The words will go straight across my chest and my nipples will pop out the “e” in “me” and the “0” in “con”.

2. If you were a vibrator, what speed would you be?

Bzzzz, medium, this answer is zzzzz.

3. If you were a vibrator, which description best fits you:
a. small but mighty
b. passion prober, gentle, easy, eventually gets you there
c. big, rugged, pulsating
d. jumping gyrator, feel it everywhere, you may go numb

I feel like I should ask my husband, is this in the context of how I act in bed?  What my hands or mouth do?  Since I’m not really energetic most of the time, option d is out.   Big, rugged and pulsating just doesn’t feel right, though I have a big frame and I certainly do pulsate, option c is out and so is option a.  That leaves us with option b, if I were a vibrator I would be a passion prober, a gentle and easy orgasm inducer.

4. You must give up a sex/kink act for the rest of your life. Which one of these will you give up? Was your decision hard or easy and why?
You will give up:
a. Giving oral sex
b. Spanking – giving or receiving
c. Receiving oral pleasure on your genitals
d. Receiving nipple play: nipples sucked/lick/kissed/fondled, etc.
e. French kissing aka soul kiss

Finally an easy-to-answer question!  I would give up spanking (giving and/or receiving).  Everything else listed seems like foreplay that I would miss when it is gone.

5. In 10 words or less tell us about your most recent sexual encounter.

Husband  cums on my tits while I use big dildo.

Bonus: ‘Tis the season of Festivus, it is only 7 days away. The best Festivus tradition is to “Air your grievances.” We don’t have time to hear all of your grievances so tell us your #1 grievance. (Don’t know about Festivus? click here to learn more)

Wait, you don’t have time to hear all my grievances?  I thought I could talk about anything on my blog?  Do you even want to hear about my grievances?  I have a husband for that.  Okay I have one:  Things are getting so expensive!  Food is what I mostly shop for, and I feel like package sizes are getting smaller while prices are getting higher.  No one seems to notice or complain, but it has made a tight budget a bit harder to work with over the past few years.

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Happy TMI Tuesday!

24 thoughts on “TMI Tuesday – Vibrations

  1. very interesting and yes i have noticed and complained but who hears this voice.

    • Our food budget used to be around $100 a week, but now $150 doesn’t get us through the whole week. Then gas…then everything….then health insurance doubles. Fuck!

  2. I agree with you G, everything keeps decreasing in size and increasing in price, as if no one even noticed.

    I have a really crafty vibrator that can do almost anything, even make you toast and coffee afterward but I always go back to a ridiculously boring, “bZZZZZZZZ”, by far the least complicated function. I have a long-going conflict with AM about this because where you can really understand that men are designing these toys (for women, non?) is when there is a red light that flashes (down there) when it”s about to run out of gas. As if I was looking at it. Mine dies right at that almost magic moment quite frequently. If it wasn’t so F-ing expensive, it would have been thrown against the wall ages ago. LOL! Size is right, price….

    Happy Tuesday G!

    Bises,
    Dawn

    • Hi Dawn, oh yes I know about the batteries going right at magic time. That’s why I like my hitachi, as it plugs in….which gives its own set of problems as my outlet is just not close enough. The thing looks scary enough, I’m not getting out a heavy duty extension cord to get it closer….sigh, guess you can’t have everything.
      And interestingly, I’ve never even thought about how I would design a toy if given the chance. *gets out graph paper and #2 pencil*

      • Mine is rechargeable…but I feel that it should send a tiny message when it’s about to keel over. FUCK! Lol! We should start our own business. 🙂 It could fund my wine habit and fund an IPhone! COOL!!! I’m sure that you have stuff you would like to have too! (if I had boobs like you I would buy beautiful bras galore! For me, Hello Kitty is fine.)

        Bisous to you G!

    • Xoxoxo by the way 🙂

  3. husband cums on my tits while i use big dildo: i’ve found it, i’ve finally found it, this is the meaning of life, it’s no longer 42…

  4. ditto on the spankings

  5. I like your thoughts on the t-shirt! And I want to go too!! 🙂

    Happy TMIT!!

    ~Kazi xxx

  6. Exceptionally well done, G – again!

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