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“Orgasms for you, and for you, and for you! And more orgasms for you over there!”



Terrence Howard and Oprah Winfrey  Credit:

Oprah visited me last night.

I didn’t feel all that tired yesterday, but I fell fast asleep as soon as I laid down to cuddle the little one at bedtime.  It was one of those naps where time doesn’t pass by at a normal rate. There was a long time to process my day through my rapid-fire dreams in that half hour of sleep.  All the hard work I had done over the weekend had left me properly motivated to have a productive and pretty life-changing Monday.  The energy of change seeped into my dreams where my blog was visited by the lovely Ms. Oprah Winfrey.

Her handle, if I remember correctly was “Oprah_Winfrey” (imaginative!)

The problem is that I woke up as soon as the notification of her comment came up on my phone, and all I got to see was that she had left one.

In a sort of a foggy daze, I got up from the lower bunk bed and walked into the bedroom where my husband was watching football.  I was strangely uplifted for having just woken up, and I felt a drive to succeed (in everything), and an air of confidence that I deserved success and I could hold up my end of the bargain to keep meeting my potential.

Then I was sad.  You know, that “damn, it was just a dream” kind of sad.

“I just remembered that I was in the middle of a good dream.  Oprah read my blog and left a comment.  Except I didn’t get to read what she said before I woke up.”

My husband laughed and said something about her having visited the blog to get a few tips to use on Steadman (or whatever her boyfriend’s name is).  But then he said something that made me really laugh, “can you imagine if she was a sex blogger, she would be like, ‘orgasms for you, and for you, and for you! More orgasms for you over there…'”

I love my hubby, he is so funny.

I wonder what Oprah was going to say.  I didn’t even catch which post she was commenting on.  I never watched her show but I still trust and value her opinion on good literature.


Happy Monday all!

Hope you got laid over the weekend, I sure did!

22 thoughts on ““Orgasms for you, and for you, and for you! And more orgasms for you over there!”

  1. I did Tooooo-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Said that Oprah-style, just for you. xo)

  2. Laughing my ass off right now! This is so classic! I love your husband! Hahahahahaha, orgasms for you! Hahahaha and you! Hahahahhaha and you! Seriously, I have tears right now. Tell you man thanks for the laugh and G, I’m sorry you didn’t get to see what she wrote, but j just can’t even imagine anything better than what your husband came up with. xoxo

    • I will let him know his humor was appreciated! Even though I’m not sure what she was going to tell me, knowing she was there means just as much. 🙂

  3. Orgasms for you over there!! Just awesome. Lol.

  4. You’re such a people person, G!
    Nicely done.

  5. Didn’t get laid, but did have a dream that Dick Jones from RoboCop visited my old uni. It was like being 10 years ago and 25 years ago at the same time.

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