1. What’s your dirtiest secret?
It depends on who you ask, most likely the answer is: this sex blog where I share all my dirty secrets. But if you really want to get dirty and make me blush, my secret is that I sometimes don’t shower right away after we play with others, and spend the next day smelling them on me and being turned on by it.
2. What’s the sweetest thing you have done for someone?
I was really sick through both my pregnancies but I endured while working full time and barfing all over and peeing my pants at the same time, and I popped out two wonderful (and healthy) babies. This was the first thing that came into my mind, as I like to think part of the reason for doing it was “for my husband”. But that is sort of a cop out, it was a mutual decision to have children and I was doing it for my need to propagate our species….
I wonder why it is hard to answer, I know I’ve heard, “that is the sweetest thing anyone has ever done for me!” a few times. I know I tend to be altruistic in real life, giving up seats on a bus, letting people in a hurry before me in line, being the friend people can dump on when needed. But determining the sweetest thing done for someone, or done for me even, is going to be really hard.
At the same time I am sweet, I am also forgetful. So I cancel out my sweet acts when I forget to call the next day. Sigh.
3. What’s your favorite foreplay act to give? Receive?
What is foreplay? I like to just get to the fucking part.
Getting: kissing and dancing close seems to get my mind on moving forward. Lately the most arousing foreplay has been to verbalize what we are going to do to one another, “I’m going to push your face in the pillow and fuck you hard!”
And listening to dubstep while drinking gin and tonics and smoking a blunt.
Giving: I should ask my husband, but I know he is going to simply say, “swallow” which is the wrong answer because I think that is more than foreplay, it is making that dick unavailable for fucking me for at least 10 minutes.
EDIT: Now that I’ve read several other TMIT answers this week, I would have commented on how “Giving” means something like, “what do you like to do to arouse a partner?” My go-to is always a blow-job, do I like it? I do but I’m not in love with it, I can’t be part of the “cock-worship club” because I don’t go after my husband every time he is naked. As far as other foreplay, I don’t sensually massage or do much else unless I’m asked to. I should try harder, not that I have to try, hmmm. Okay this will be my next journey, introducing more sensuality and intimacy into every sex act.
4. State five (5) facts about your body.
- It is hard to move a hula hoop around it because it isn’t as coordinated as my tongue
- My breasts have to weigh at least 5 pounds apiece and my back has acclimated to it
- It was made to work out hard but my legs and cardiovascular system mostly disagree
- It maintains temperature pretty well so I’m never too cold or too hot (except one time in Vegas the heat made me have to run to the bathroom every time I stepped into it)
- It isn’t very hairy at all, in fact my arms almost look bald but then you look close and see little blond wispy hairs.
5. Would you like to fondle the person next to you?
Sure, I do like to fondle people. This would be fun if I was writing at the library or in a coffee shop now that I’m an equal opportunity (with regard to gender) fondle-er, but right now I’m alone in the room. I am not in the mood to fondle myself…okay fine I just tweaked a nipple. Now they are sticking out…damn.
Bonus: Penis or vagina? Why?
I would rather be sexual with someone with a penis, I like to be penetrated in my vagina.
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