This week’s TMI Tuesday questions are about important choices we have to make in life, and writing your own TMI questions. Join me in playing . . .
(WYR part 1 was here)
1. Would you rather be smart or awesome? Why?
As a person who chose to be awesome in college when I studied (and took exams) high, I can say with authority that I would rather be smart than awesome. There is something to be said for blissful ignorance, but to know a lot of things others don’t know (and have the ability to read books and soak up knowledge all the time) seems pretty awesome anyway. I think they call it mutually exclusive, right?
2. Would you rather french kiss a cat or pleasure a frog?
As long as cat doesn’t mean “pussy” and frog doesn’t mean “cock” would rather pleasure a frog than kiss a cat. I would get scientific with it like the guy in Beerfest (<- 13 second clip worth a click, turn up your speakers) and make sure I learn the correct technique and follow-through. The bad cat food breath, plus the sharp teeth make cats really unkissable; jerking off a frog is the obvious answer of what is less gross and potentially dangerous.
3. Would you rather live the rest of your life with Darth Vader’s voice or Alvin the Chipmunk’s voice?
For the rest of my life…I would rather have Darth Vader’s voice if I had a choice between his or Alvin’s. Darth just sounds like he is so low pro(file), calm and collected, maybe smooth in bed… laaaaid back. I know it’s going to be weird for people when they hear that manly voice come out of this womanly body, but if I walked around sounding amped up like a chipmunk all the time, I’d go nuts. (grin)
4. Would you rather sail the Caribbean on a week long FREE cruise with the ship’s crew and 20 five-year-old children or shovel coal in a coal mine for a month?
I am going to go with the less physically strenuous option in this choice, and stay away from the coal mine. Those five-year-olds can eat pizza and drink root beer day and night if they so choose. They are going to be keeping themselves occupied all week with elevators and running down long hallways, empty carbs are the least I can offer. I’m going to simply direct them to never call me Mommy and give me space to charm the Cruise Director.
5. Would you rather make an obscene phone call to your mother once a week or get a text message from your father every time he’s horny? Why?
Disassociation is going to keep me going while making that weekly obscene call to my mom. I would rather call her than get a text from my dad because I think that might be the thrill she needs right now. She can play sexy detective and let the hunt for the “Perp” consume her. Although, if I chose the other messed-up option, I might never get a text from my dad, it might be the less demanding choice– I really wouldn’t know about that and I don’t fucking care to…take note Mom!
6. Would you rather have dinner with all your exes at once or with five guys on death row having their last meal?
It would be depressing to have a last meal with someone. I would rather have dinner with all my exes. There really isn’t a bad ex in the bunch and catering would be easy, a large pizza maybe. A side salad. Hehe. D said that I would fuck them after dinner, laughing at the question…and honey that isn’t true…unless you ask me to I wouldn’t.
Bonus: Write one unique question for possible use in a future TMI Tuesday, and submit it as your bonus answer for this week.
Would you rather eat a white crayon or go down on Betty White?
or (a non-WYR question):
What is one thing that you do to make yourself (and only yourself) happy? This is something that you do that makes you feel uplifted and blissful when you get done and something you can repeat often.
This was the bonus question for the first WYR, which I was not around for but I liked the question:
Would you rather have sex, with your significant other, in a sex club with all eyes and a spotlight on you OR would you rather get gang-banged & groped in darkness by a bunch of strangers.
I would rather get gang-banged and groped in darkness by a bunch of strangers than experience a spotlight and all eyes on me. The spotlight just sounds a little too harsh on my imperfections, and the thrill of stranger-sex (and a gang-bang) might be hard to pass up.
How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below, on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses. Please don’t forget to link to tmituesdayblog from your website!