For my second post today, I am going to do another TMI Tuesday. Be sure to click back because I published these two within the same hour. Or click here.
1. If my sex life were a film, it would be ratedNC-17 .
For the first question, I based it on the last 12 months. The directions were to use the film rating system of your home country; be sure to define that rating for us.
I would have said X-rated, but since in the United States, where we have the Motion Picture Association of America, we don’t officially acknowledge the X rating, I had to answer NC-17. From Wiki:
Nothing beyond the simple X-rating has ever been officially recognized by the MPAA. Because of the heavy use of the X rating by pornographers, it became associated largely with pornographic films, so that non-pornographic films given an X rating would have fewer theaters willing to book them and fewer venues for advertising. This led to a number of films being released unrated sometimes with a warning that the film contained content for adults only. In response, the MPAA eventually agreed in 1990 to a new NC-17 rating that would be trademarked, and could only be applied by the MPAA itself.
Huh, well I learned something today! Yay!
2. I got a body for bearing children and a face for melting hearts .
Hmmm. I’m totally not sure how I was supposed to fill in the blanks on this one. You know my body has imperfections, curvacious hips and bountiful breasts, covered with a nice layer of padding (I’m working on that part). But what you don’t know is that I have a sweet and innocent face, with a pair of big brown eyes that just take your breath away (or so I’m told). I don’t like talking like that about myself, it is way easier to hate on my looks. Look away now! 😉
3. It’s extremely sexy when a guy/girl verbalizes appreciation for what a great mother I am, on top of being a sex goddess *or* is funny.
I want people to be honest and direct about their intentions with me, too. I find confidence extremely sexy, sometimes I think shy is extremely sexy…mixed bag. Maybe I just find breathing extremely sexy.
4. Doing aerobics naked makes me wish I wore a sports bra .
This was a funny question, because doing almost anything naked (including showering) makes me horny.
5. In the morning, I am always dying for my cup of coffee .
6. I would love to jump in the swimming pool full of REAL maple syrup.
That doesn’t actually exist, but OMG! I would think I’ve died and gone to heaven to swim through that liquid gold. I would love to jump in the water and cool down, it’s fucking hot!
Bonus: Roses are ____ , Violets are ____ , YOU CREATE THE REST OF THE POEM
Roses are abundant,
Violets are rare,
Nature’s balance of pretty,
Is never going to be fair
Roses are hearty,
Violets wilt fast,
Bouquets are fun to make,
Only if they last
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m drinking vodka now,
how about you?
Roses are dead,
Violets are new,
My garden is growing,
While I have the flu
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Flowers are nice,
And so are you.
How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment on the TMI Tuesday blog, so we’ll all know where to read your responses. Please don’t forget to link to tmituesdayblog from your website!
Happy TMI Tuesday!