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A fun TMI Tuesday – July 2

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For my second post today, I am going to do another TMI Tuesday. Be sure to click back because I published these two within the same hour.  Or click here.

1. If my sex life were a film, it would be ratedNC-17 .

For the first question, I based it on the last 12 months. The directions were to use the film rating system of your home country; be sure to define that rating for us.

I would have said X-rated, but since in the United States, where we have the Motion Picture Association of America, we don’t officially acknowledge the X rating, I had to answer NC-17.  From Wiki:

Nothing beyond the simple X-rating has ever been officially recognized by the MPAA. Because of the heavy use of the X rating by pornographers, it became associated largely with pornographic films, so that non-pornographic films given an X rating would have fewer theaters willing to book them and fewer venues for advertising. This led to a number of films being released unrated sometimes with a warning that the film contained content for adults only. In response, the MPAA eventually agreed in 1990 to a new NC-17 rating that would be trademarked, and could only be applied by the MPAA itself.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X_rating

Huh, well I learned something today! Yay!

2. I got a body for bearing children and a face for melting hearts .

Hmmm.  I’m totally not sure how I was supposed to fill in the blanks on this one.  You know my body has imperfections, curvacious hips and bountiful breasts, covered with a nice layer of padding (I’m working on that part).  But what you don’t know is that I have a sweet and innocent face, with a pair of big brown eyes that just take your breath away (or so I’m told).  I don’t like talking like that about myself, it is way easier to hate on my looks. Look away now! 😉

3. It’s extremely sexy when a guy/girl verbalizes appreciation for what a great mother I am, on top of being a sex goddess *or* is funny.

I want people to be honest and direct about their intentions with me, too.  I find confidence extremely sexy, sometimes I think shy is extremely sexy…mixed bag.  Maybe I just find breathing extremely sexy.

4. Doing aerobics naked makes me wish I wore a sports bra .

This was a funny question, because doing almost anything naked (including showering) makes me horny.

5. In the morning, I am always dying for my cup of coffee .

And horny.

6. I would love to jump in the swimming pool full of REAL maple syrup.

That doesn’t actually exist, but OMG! I would think I’ve died and gone to heaven to swim through that liquid gold.  I would love to jump in the water and cool down, it’s fucking hot!

Bonus: Roses are ____ , Violets are ____ , YOU CREATE THE REST OF THE POEM

Roses are abundant,

Violets are rare,

Nature’s balance of pretty,

Is never going to be fair

*or*

Roses are hearty,

Violets wilt fast,

Bouquets are fun to make,

Only if they last

*or*

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I’m drinking vodka now,

how about you?

*or*

Roses are dead,

Violets are new,

My garden is growing,

While I have the flu

*nah, this*

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Flowers are nice,

And so are you.

*awwww*

How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment on the TMI Tuesday blog, so we’ll all know where to read your responses. Please don’t forget to link to tmituesdayblog from your website!

Happy TMI Tuesday!

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28 thoughts on “A fun TMI Tuesday – July 2

  1. Honesty and confidence are definitely wonderful turn-ons though I also like shy people as well. Very confusing at times, eh?

    • It is very confusing! I’m thinking it is this inner need to find a challenge, a shy guy that needs to know he is wanted. I want to help turn him into the confident man that women desire. Then I will set him free. It’s all very beautiful and innocent in my mind.

  2. Maple syrup? Interesting. At the very least, I’m sure you’d be able to find some men willing to get you clean afterwards… 😉

  3. mmmmmmm, curvy milf…

    i actually knew that, the history of pornography interests me greatly, i’m a bit of an expert, and yes i am thoroughly ashamed.

    • mmmmaking your mmmmouth water?

      Luckily, the history of porn is short, right? But I believe you are an expert. I’m sure the educational training to reach that status is quite…stimulating?

  4. WOW!! ..you had me cracking up! excellent..very very funny.
    love the poems

  5. I love your answer for the second one. So beautiful!

  6. Surely you wouldn’t be able to swim in the maple syrup as it would be too thick, and would just pull you under so you would drown?

    You would therefore reach a sticky end. 😉

    Nice poems.

    • Hi John! Thank you!

      Now I’ve thought about the maple syrup. I might not have clarified that I mean real maple syrup from the Vermont area. The viscosity to the pure stuff is a little less than the maple syrup sold in stores, which is usually maple-flavored corn syrup.

      By my calculations, I could swim across a pool once, but the fatigue would set in thereafter. I would definitely need a swim buddy. I’m taking applications if you know anyone. I also need a pool and a fuck-load of real maple syrup.

  7. Pffft… loved your answers to #4 and #5… and the poems… LOL

    Happy TMI!!

    ~Kazi xxx

  8. Love your answers. Not sure I could cope with that much stickiness though…

    • Good point, I didn’t think that far ahead.

      In my area they have a honey girls magazine, and all the pics are of girls getting doused in local honey…a little bit of hippy porn. I’m intrigued. I have super long hair but the thought of it getting all matted and honeyed or syrup-ed makes me really horny!!

  9. Well, You succeeded in getting a new follower today! Hope all is well, and thanks for stopping by my blog too! Loved your answers for TMI Tuesday!

  10. Your sex life as a film would ROCK… HARD!

  11. 6. ROFL…really? Really? I think you’d better think that one through.

    Bonus: You certainly were prolific. Your first poem is my favorite and it is so true.

    Have a great week.

    -H

    • #6, I went back to look. I’m just jumping in there, not swimming. It is really pretty runny, the real stuff. It wouldn’t suck me under?? If it did, I’d have a diving team on standby to help.
      🙂
      I like easy to rhyme poetry. It was fun.

      Have a great week yourself H!

  12. Great!!!
    love that facts! 3, 4, 6 😛

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