Okay sorry, I really thought my blogging days were numbered and I was going to shut down last week. I may have alluded to it here on this blog, maybe…but I sort of announced two weeks ago that I was doing my last TMI Tuesday over there. There are several reasons I teeter on the edge of quitting, but none of them to do with TMI Tuesday, so lets do this and not talk about the other stuff:
How do you like . . .
1. Your eggs cooked?
You know I try to avoid cheese, well, it is a treat. My favorite eggs would be prepared as follows: saute a few corn tortillas cut into triangles in butter until they get a little brown and crisp. Add a few eggs, scrambled, let it cook with the tortillas a bit. Add some diced green chilies and a good sized handful of cheese. Cook it all together, serve with salsa, avocado, and sour cream. Don’t eat the rest of the day or you might explode.
2. Your sandwich cut? In half, down the middle of the square or on the diagonal?
I don’t care as long as the part I’m eating doesn’t look bigger than my hand. As a kid my mom never cut our sandwiches so I coveted the little bologna (we were ova-lacto vegetarian too) sandwiches the kids had that were cut into four triangles.
3. Your coffee?
I take it hot or cold, with stevia and almond milk. Since most shops don’t have stevia or almond milk I will use sugar and cream once in a while if I’m treated to coffee out.
4. Your tea?
I like it sweetened a bit, but doesn’t need to be to drink it. I love mint tea right now.
5. Your ice-cream served–cup, cone or condom? Yup you read that right, a condom. Read more here
I think ideal is cone. I like licking it, what can I say? Now I’ve never tried it in a condom, must check that link out when I am done. I would cut a hole in the tip and squirt it in my mouth all provocative like.
6. Your hair–long or short? Up or down? Straight or curly? Permed or natural?
Long and straight. Well it is naturally wavy but it doesn’t take long to use a flat iron. All natural, have only used henna to color my hair a couple times. I am noticing more grey hairs now, so I’m not sure if its time to start dying it but I am so noncommittal that I can see it growing out and looking awful while I decide if I want to maintain it.
7. To have sex? In what position?
I enjoy the deep penetration of doggystyle, the getting my hair pulled while I’m plowed, the burying my face in the pillow when I scream “I’m cuuuuummmiiiiinnnnnggg!!!”
Bonus: How do you like your lovers?
I like them thoughtful, handsome, patient, adventurous and affectionate; with a touch of dominance.
How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions on your blog post, then leave a comment on the TMI Tuesday blog, so we’ll all know where to read your responses. Please don’t forget to link to tmituesdayblog from your website!
Happy TMI Tuesday!