I love them, I do.
Welcome to my latest award post. I know it looks like it will be long, but I promise you I manage to infuse it with interesting sexy things wherever I can. If you have been around a while you might have noticed I accept every award offered to me. Even though it might take me a while to get around to passing them on, I commit to always doing my best to keep the blogging awards going. Chain letters for bloggers, I’ve read. Maybe to some, but I’m all about showing positivity to others, and passing on praise. Its free, it makes me feel good. Feelings are good. I’m writing about my feelings. Heh.
Very Inspiring Blogger Award
Back in mid-April, the awesome Slave Redefined gave me an award! I was/am new to her blog but its quite enjoyable and always thought-provoking! And I’m happy she thought of me when she did her 15 nominations. I love getting awards that I’ve never gotten before. She gave me the Very Inspiring Blogger Award :
Here are the rules:
I have to agree to state 7 facts about myself and to suggest 15 fellow bloggers who deserve the award too. Then the usual stuff that comes with awards, thank the person who gave you the award, post the image of it somewhere on your blog, write a post, inform the people you are nominating…
More Facts about G:
Fact 1 – Golden Grahams is my most favorite cereal of all time. Nothing else comes close (although, ironically, I don’t mind the store/generic versions of the cereal.) This makes me want to mention that I think all generic brands are fabulous. Some things you don’t want to compromise on, like mayo, maybe even ketchup if you are my family, but most of the time the store brand out performs the expensive brand.
Fact 2 – Camping near a lake with my family happily resting or relaxing sounds like the perfect vacation. I think we are going to do this soon. What I would LOVE is to get the kids all tucked into sleeping bags in the tent, and then sneak down to the moonlit lake for some skinny dipping with my husband. And I would wish for him to take photos of me floating in the water, tits bobbing like…what are those called, buoys?
Fact 3 – I use castor oil mixed with grapeseed oil to cleanse my face. This is far less expensive and chemical laden than the cleansers most think are imperative. I haven’t used soap on my face in over a year. My skin is pretty soft and clear, so I believe, I believe in the oil cleansing method.
Fact 4 – I still can’t figure out where to punctuate when I use parentheses (someone please HELP ME!)! Truthfully, I’ve read up on comma use, semi-colons, and parentheses, but I’m not finding the answer. Hmm, in a year or two I will probably learn it again via helping with homework.
Fact 5 – My first vibrator was an old upright vacuum cleaner…seriously I just wrote that.
Fact 6 – I get off a little on embarrassing myself like I just did by admitting that I used to use the vibrations from my old vacuum to buzz my clit into blissful orgasm. I think I may have discussed humiliation before but I don’t remember.
Fact 7 – I really do enjoy hard work outside that makes me sweat buckets. I don’t think I like pulling weeds until I get into it, and then I realize it is so nice to work hard and see progress.
Alrighty, now the hard part is narrowing my list of bloggers to nominate down. I love you all! How can I pick just 15? Everyone inspires me in a different way!
And non-blogging though he probably should be:
Nick – You are the best commenter and your insight/knowledge/tips found here on my blog, as well as many other bloggers in this community is invaluable and certainly inspiring. Thank you for blessing me with your comments over these past few months, I’m sure if you had a blog I’d be all over it. But for now I will stick to being inspired by your comments.
Sensual Blogging Awards
Nate nominated me for the Sensual Blogging Award at the beginning of this month. This award he recently resurrected over on his informative and sexy blog, Speaking Out on Nate, makes me feel totally
slutty sensual. I’m sure most of you know who Nate is, his avatar is that cute monkey and he blogs on the topic of Kinky Fuckery (you coined that term right, Nate?) and Building a Better Blogger. Please check out his blog if you haven’t already!
Here are the rules:
- Thank the blogger who
nominatedAWARDED you with a link back to their blog. Thank you Nate!
- Copy and paste this fine award on your blog. Yup, did that
- Answer 7 “sensual” questions posed by the blogger who awarded you this fine award.
- Create or borrow 7 “sensual” questions for the bloggers you award this fine award to to answer.
- Select 7 “sensual” bloggers to award this fine award to.
“7″ Sensual Questions for those AWARDED
Someone is attempting to seduce you over dinner, what is the dinner?
Sushi comes to mind, it is light and exhilarating to eat. It brings out an adventurousness, and then if you pair it with sake bombs seduction comes easily.
Which song or songs get/put you in a sensual-sexual mood?
I’m a really big fan of dubstep. I suppose it puts me in a hardcore-sexual mood. Sensual-sexual could be more trance I guess, electronica? Portishead used to be a big favorite of mine before I met my husband.
Everyone has a scent that takes them back to a fond moment, what is your scent and the moment?
The smell of coconut always evokes a plethora of positive feelings/memories, but it just makes me feel care-free and like I’m having an endless summer. And summer is always filled with hot sex.
A sensuous-sexual activity that you want more of? (backrubs, kissing, etc.)
I get it all, but more foot massage, always more.
A sexual fantasy that you have not indulged, but would if the situation was “perfect” for you (no guilt, travel taken care of, etc.)
A certain quarterback and I meet up in the city for a night of hard fucking. So basically fucking a celebrity is the fantasy bucket list item, since I love my hubby so much he can watch and direct the action (I picture this quarterback as smooth on the field and inexperienced in bed.)
A favorite gift given to you by a partner or lover?
Diamond stud earrings. It was like a rite of passage to me. I was a big fan of The Breakfast Club, and diamond stud earrings are what all the rich popular girls had…
One piece of sensuous advice that you would give to anyone?
Trust your partner/mate/fuckbuddy/friend/husband/wife/lover/etc. when they tell you that your body is beautiful. Trust them when they acknowledge parts of you that are incredible. Believe in them, you owe it to them, and yourself. If you never believe them, they will start to wonder why you are even with them.
Bonus Question: I am in the mood to read a single paragraph of erotica: What can you create with the following prompts: An apple orchard, a robot with a limp, sunset, and at least one famous person (alive or dead)?
Saturday was the first time I saw her. I was limping past the old apple orchard as I always do on Saturdays (except this time the limp was caused by the robot shoes my boss made, those damn things gave me such blisters), and there she was. Her beautiful ass high in the air as she stooped to pick fallen apples. Usually rows of trees pass endlessly, boring me to death on my walk home, but tonight I sensed I had met Her, that girl from my sunset dream. I had to warn her about the apples not being good to eat so I stepped toward her. She was startled by my intrusion, but when she saw how I was dressed her face beamed with a smile straight from my dreams. Then I noticed it was Taylor Swift smiling back at me. “Oh, I’m sorry, I thought you were someone else. Have a nice day!” I walked away quickly.
(I meant this to be funny because she writes so many break-up songs he didn’t want to waste his time.)
Questions for my Sensual 7 bloggers:
- What would be the best date to get you in a sensual mood?
- What is your cocktail of choice, if you do drink? Does drinking put you in a sensual mood?
- Have you ever danced so closely with a stranger that you sensed them being turned on? (I know this is harder for the gentlemen to answer)
- Would you have sex with a person you met four hours ago?
- Would you have sex with a person over ten years younger or older than you?
- Could you have sex with a person that you never see (think: you are blindfolded and a trusted partner set up a rendevoux with someone they thought you would like, someone who technically meets your standards, yet you will never know if that is true, you have to just trust.)
- Would your spouse ever accept an indecent proposal?
BONUS: Flex your creative muscles by creating a sensual paragraph using something that is red, something that is whipped, and the character has to be surprised by something.
Sensual 7 Bloggers:
And then I was given the Sensual Blogging Award by Her Secret Library a few days later. I love his writing style, that honesty, just enough personal information that makes you feel that yearning, sexy and funny. Just go read his award post if anything, thank you!
Bonus: Write an erotic paragraph including the following prompts: masturbation, toys, voyeur, empty house, mirror ball…
“I wish I had my toy with me, I would put on a little show for you.” It was a bold statement coming from an 18 year old, barely touched by real life in this podunk ghost town. I suspect “masturbation” had been part of her vocabulary for less time than I had owned these jeans. She was bold enough that I had no doubt she knew what she was talking about, though; fuck, this girl made my cock ache. She flipped her brown ponytail back over her shoulder then lifted herself on to the outdated tile counter. Sitting across from me legs open, such a gorgeous sight in this empty house strewn with trash, red solo cups and even a mirror ball. I glanced around the home, astonished at my luck knocking at this door today. I’m sure she just doesn’t want her parents to find out what she did to the new house, as long as I get my job done they don’t have to find out. Fine, I will just stand here and watch, whether I’m the voyeur or she is the exhibitionist, I need this.
Another set of questions for my Sensual 7 (but this is really to be answered by anyone reading this):
Just a few days ago Matthew Vett gave me the One Lovely Blog Award. What I appreciate most about this blog award is that I have not seen it circulated around the Mature-Themed/Gutter Blogger community before. Matthew is an incredible writer, his imagination is endless, and it seems like great ideas sprout in his mind like wildflowers in spring. Go see him, too!
- Add the “One Lovely Blog Award” image to your post
- Share seven things about you
- Pass the award on to seven nominees
- Thank the person who nominated you
- Inform the nominees by posting on their blogs
Seven things about me:
My housekeeping must be atrocious (houseguest fallout)
But I’m an excellent cook (though they never mentioned that)
I like to write early in the morning, I have always been a morning person
And at night my eyes get too tired to use the computer, or I should be fucking instead of writing
I should wear glasses, but I don’t, except when I dress as a teacher who fucks her student
I still pluck out the gray hairs that I find, a race I won’t win
I fear aging, fear I didn’t do enough when I was “young” (however I still take time to enjoy now, or try to)
These Seven Bloggers are Lovely:
Matthew Vett, thank you so much for sharing this award with me. Your tips, encouragement, stories, all that you do, it has been so valuable to me. So glad that our paths have crossed in this wickedly fun way.
And when I get back from the store I will let all 36 award recipients know they are special (need that freeze time machine now please). If you are interested in checking out my other awards posts you can click here.