I’ve been sitting here at the keyboard trying to write a post for about an hour. I have 36 drafts going and for some reason I can’t find my post this morning. But I follow the TMI Tuesday blog, and I’ve never done a TMI Tuesday post, so why the hell not? I need something to get me going today. *Kiss*
1. If you had a magic beauty wand, what would you give yourself?
a. Shinier hair, hands down.
b. Glowing, soft skin–pass the moisturizer dude.
c. Brighter eyes, with no crows feet—I want to look less tired.
d. Nada. I love what I’ve got.
Interesting, I think my hair is pretty shiny already, and my skin is pretty dewy and soft, and I don’t have crow’s feet yet and my brown eyes might need to be brighter but that would look weird. So, I happily pick “d.”
2. If you were spring cleaning your life what five things would you throw out?
I wouldn’t throw out much, but I have spring cleaning and then a yard sale to do. I need to sell stuff the kids have outgrown and baby furniture (hubby you better get that V soon). Not much else. Moving in the recent past had given us the ability to purge all unnecessary items. I’m not one to hold on to things for meaning, I let go of objects quite easily.
If I might make this a self-reflective exercise (I’m in that mood), I would throw away my bad eating habits. I would throw away my need to check the stats and notification pages for this blog twenty times a day. I would throw away writer’s block. I would throw away jealousy and fear. I would throw away the TV (then I would dig it out of the trash when I need the kids to zone for 30 minutes.)
3. If money were no object, what kind of house would you buy?
Just one house, huh? I wish I could spread the wealth over 4 or 5 smaller houses all in different areas of the world. Okay, think… I’m very fond of Frank Lloyd Wright’s “Mature Organic Style”. Size or amenities don’t really matter as long as nature, peaceful nature, is worked in. And I do want to be close to family or a major airport.
4. Have you ever visited an erotic massage parlor AND had a “happy ending”?
No, but a stripper massaged my breasts on stage in Tijuana, Mexico many years ago.
Bonus: Using the handy chart, what is your butt type, spanked or not?
(click to enlarge)
I don’t see my butt much. Every time I try to see my booty head-on I turn away, for some reason. And like a great blogger once probably said, “it is hard to take selfie ass pics.” Shhh, I didn’t figure out my self timer until a few weeks ago!
Oh by the way! I encourage anyone wanting to look at beautiful photos of asses, tits, cocks, backs, fronts, toys, stuff, and lots of other fun things to visit the Sinful Sunday posts. Just click that link and it should take you to Molly’s blog and the Sinful Sunday post.
Oh yes, my answer: I guess, for the not spanked I have a”Heart”, or maybe a “Hot Tamale.” For the spanked it would be the “Biased” because I like it more on one side so I feel a difference between them afterward.
Proof of it being hard to take ass pics:
(I realize it is hard to compare this photo to the chart above, butt um, I still wanted to share.)
Have a great Tuesday everyone!!