I had to pee, kids were playing with blocks or cars or something, taken care of and busy. So I run to the bathroom.
Bigger One comes in right as I sit down.
I snidely say, “I swear, I cannot get a minute to myself! Can you please leave me alone!?!”
I feel bitchy for a second, but realize that my lack of alone time is really fucking with my head.
Then I go to wipe. No toilet paper….
“Um, baby, Lovey Doll, can you please come back into the bathroom for Mama?”