Well hello, if you are reading this, you found my blog.
I know you must be confused, finding that I started a blog about my fantasies and perhaps a little about our sex life (at time of writing this, I have yet to post anything about OUR actual experiences). As I write this, I am very confused on whether/whenever/however I should tell you about it. I’ve passed into that time frame where its too late to tell you in a nonchalant way. When I asked you if I should start a sexy blog so I could write about our threesomes and future experiences, you seemed indifferent. I moved along. Until…
I started this blog for innocent reasons. I comment on a few that I read (you knew I liked reading) and wanted to post a photo or two of myself (attention whore). Like I have told you many times, our experiences should be documented. This journey we are on is pretty unique and cool. Maybe I envisioned us sitting together to write posts and read/reply to comments, choose which photos to post… But that wouldn’t have worked and we both know it. So I went to this place alone. I’ve cloaked myself well enough in the dark trench coat of my hair and photo editing. But you know I’m not experienced as a sneaky person, there is a chance I will be found out. I try to be safe, but what do I know about internet security.
So, while we are here, I’m going to bundle this discovery of yours with a few other things I have been keeping from you, since you are probably a little mad already.
– Just because I walk by you doesn’t mean I want to kiss you, be hugged by you, groped. Maybe we can keep it at one per hour? Especially if you just got done chewing your food or taking a big drink of something. I know you think that so many woman crave attention from their men, and I think you are right. But what we’ve done here is swung the entire opposite direction and now I feel I have to “put up” with this because any time I ask for a bit of space you get highly offended, and then once again remind me of how lucky I am to have a husband that worships the ground I walk on. One grope per hour, please?
– When I’m asked a question like, “what do you like about MMF threesomes?” and I answer, “I like being worshiped by two men, and I really like sucking a cock while being fucked doggy-style.” That is my answer to what I really like. I don’t like you adding, “and I like watching my husband suck another cock.” Because the reality is, what I REALLY like about threesomes is having two other guys to please me. I certainly don’t mind watching you make another guy cum in your mouth. It is hot. And it doesn’t change the way I love you in any way. But its not the thing I really like about the threesomes.
– Stop being so goddamn lazy! If your wife is outside in the cold rain cleaning up the yard so we can have OUR friends over for a bonfire, fucking help me! It doesn’t matter if those toys were spread out on “my watch”, it should only matter that if you think I’m a perfect goddess then you should serve me. Seeing your head pointed at the blaring glowing rectangle for hours on end, really really does nothing for me.
– While I’m telling secrets… I have a goal to fuck Colin Kaepernick and Aaron Rodgers. Maybe at the same time, maybe not. You know I’m not a big football fan, but those California boys make my pussy twinge in such a good way, I can almost give in to enjoying a game with you when one of them are playing!
I know all that is probably making you hurt or at least a bit more angry than you were a few minutes ago when you had just found my blog, if you have read this far without flying off the handle, I offer you these facts:
– You hold the key to my Yoni, my LLB, my pussy, and you know the magical combination to make me your fountain of pussy juicy delight. I love that you can make me squirt in less than 30 seconds when you bang your special rotation of fingers into my sloshy pussy. I love that you don’t mind me splashing your knee as I straddle it. Your face as I straddle it. I love that you love my taste.
– You know just how and when to whisper exactly what I need to hear. And when your voice rumbles that you love your whore wife so much that you have to share her with men who can fill her to the hilt and make her cum over and over. Baby you push me to the edges of cliffs into valleys and back up over, and I pool my heart into your waiting hand along with my womanly extract. I am yours.
– I know just how hard you work to provide for us, and this is why I work so hard to satisfy your every need. I am thankful for this time at home with my babies, and we know all this hard work will pay off. Sure, you may have been justified when you told me to, “stop reading blogs all day, get your fingers out of your pussy, and remember to call the cable company!!” and that is why I smiled at you and agreed. But just think about how much happier I have been lately and then ask yourself if this blogging is a good thing.
– Finally, maybe blogging will allow me to open up to the idea of having a FFM or FMF threesome. You should stop being mad and ponder that thought for a few minutes. Now meet me in the bedroom where I will be waiting for you on my knees, mouth wet and ready.
With all the love in my heart, and a few more secrets that are mine to keep,